January 27

“To want peace is an oxymoron. You either want, or you are at peace.” — Rhett

June 19
  • Bookstore owner: Hi
  • Customer: Do you have 'Necronometer'
  • Bookstore owner: I haven't heard of it
  • Customer: (surprised) Really?
  • Bookstore owner: When was it published?
  • Customer: A few hundred years ago
  • Bookstore owner: What's it on?
  • Customer: It has spells and enchantments
  • Bookstore owner: Oh, this is a design bookstore, maybe try Borders.

June 12
There’s a fine line between talking dirty, and talking shit.


May 14

“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. You can choose to interpret experiences any way you wish. It is not the experience that determines who you are; it is your interpretation of the experience. You do not see things as they are; you see them as you are.” — Michael Michalko

April 28

“You’ll always be worth more than you get paid.” — R

April 16

“If you have a fall back plan, you will, inevitably, fall back onto it.” — Robert Bruce

March 10

via ideas via ideas

February 29

“Creativity is the opposite of routine” — ?

February 28

“If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles. But what if I put them in a bag?” — Mitch Hedberg

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